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Rex Havens

"Everything I Needed To Know, I Learned From My Wife."

Rex Havens, comedian Rex Havens, comedian Rex Havens advocates a world in which there would be no need for a "Women's Liberation Movement," that is, if he can accomplish his goal of launching a nationwide "Male Surrender Movement!"  Forget the seven habits of highly effective people. No man is ever going to be highly effective unless and until he realizes and accepts his true and shamefully humble place in the universe. And what good is business success, anyway, if you're still fighting a futile and unwinnable war at home?


Rex Havens says, "Men of America, learn the dignity which comes from knowing when you're beat." He presents other critical lessons, such as:

No, this message is NOT for everyone.  Some think Rex Havens is right, others know he's right, many fear he's right, and a small, deeply disturbed, hold-out core of resistance want him dead.  But for those who can smile at our foibles, weaknesses and occasional insecurities, he's perfectly harmless, and dead-on funny!

What Others Say about Rex Havens ---

Notable Clients of ...
Rex Havens

Proctor & Gamble
Toshiba America, Inc.
State Farm Insurance
United Way of Cook County
Rockwell International
GKC Theaters
Quarterdeck Corp.
Allstate Insurance
Burlington Northern RR
T. J. Maxx
Norwest Bank
Phillips Petroleum
Ducks Unlimited
Principal Financial Group
Johnson & Johnson
Cooper Nuclear
Lenders Bagels
AFLAC Insurance
Adams Mark Hotels
Lowe's Home Centers
Ralston Foods
Quaker Oats
IES Utilities
Bethphage Foundation
Angel Flight Foundation

Keystone Steel
St. Louis Barnes Hospital
McLeod USA
Interbake Foods
Stratford Homes
Sarah Bush Lincoln Health Foundation
ATI Global, Inc.
Lear Corporation
Blue Cross/Blue Shield
IRES Foundation
Style Craft Furniture
PMC ProMap Corporation
Midwest Truckers Association
J. H. Larson Co.
Justrite Manufacturing
American Family Insurance
Nuveen Investments
Featherlite, Inc.
Brownell, Inc.
Iowa Optometric Association
Moline Rotary
Dunn Co.
Iowa Firemen's Association
The Heritage Group
Western Retail Lumbermen's Association
Maurice's, Inc.
National Electrical Contractors Association
Emerson Electric Company
ACI Mechanical, Inc.
Ohio Forestry Association
Reformed Bible College
Metalwest, Inc.
Illinois Assn. of Mutual Insurance Cos.
Galesburg Women in Business Association
NETech, Inc.
and many more . . . . .

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