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Greg Schwem


Greg Schwem Greg Schwem, a former newspaper and TV news reporter, aims his powers of observation at the absurdities and irritations of everyday life, including attempts to use a computer in a presentation called "Comedy with a Byte."

His wholesome boy-next-door looks disarm audiences. Then, he proceeds to use his "clean" but dagger-sharp wit to attack their funny bone.

Greg Schwem presents . . .

  • Clean stand-up comedy
  • Knowledge of the technology industry
  • Customized material

Greg Schwem with Jay Leno Are you looking to chuckle at the crazy, high-tech world we live in today? Look no further than Greg.  Laugh along with him as he jokes about computers, technical support lines, voicemail, pocket-sized PC's and how acronyms are taking over the English language! He is perfect for your next awards banquet, sales meeting or other special event.

Greg's television credits include: "Caroline’s Comedy Hour," VH-1's "Stand-up Spotlight," A&E's "An Evening at the Improv" and "Comedy Central."

He has opened for Celine Dion, the Righteous Brothers, Lee Greenwood and others.

During his act, Greg reminds audiences that he's not getting any younger. "I finally hurt my back. I play tennis, I golf and I ski. I pulled a muscle taking clothes out of the dryer. The doctor laughed at me. He gave me a painkiller and told me not to do laundry for 30 days."

What others say about Greg Schwem --

  • Wisconsin Association of Consulting Engineers:
    "Kudos for a wonderful job at our Annual Awards Dinner. Your presentation of the WACE Engineering Excellence Awards was the hit of the evening. You turned a 'boring to all but the winners' event into a fun Friday evening of entertainment. Your performance far exceeded my expectations, and you did a magnificent job at keeping our audience's attention." -- Carol Godiksen, WACE Executive Director

  • Virginia Chamber of Commerce:
    "On behalf of the planning committee for the 51st Virginia Conference on World Trade, thank you for providing such a hilariously entertaining performance at the Awards Banquet. We have never heard 500 people laugh so hard and so long.
    You grabbed the audience in about 30 seconds, which demonstrates how deep our collective frustration level is with modern technology. Your routine is right on target, and your rapid-fire ad-libs and interaction with the audience added to the enjoyment. We have received tremendous positive feedback about your performance. It was, without question, the highlight of the banquet and one of the most enjoyable presentations we have ever had." -- Hugh Keogh, President

  • Mitel:
    "On behalf of Mitel Corporation and our North American sales staff and senior management, I want to let you know how much we enjoyed your stand-up routine. The high tech, business content was bang-on, so much in fact that many in the audience felt that it had been developed just for them. In our post-event feedback questionnaire, your entertainment was rated as the highlight of the week-long event." -- Janis A. Downey, Manager, Marketing Communications

  • RealWorld Corporation:
    "Thank you for your outstanding performance at our Reseller Conference. We have received several phone calls from our resellers telling us how much they enjoyed your show. Your stand-up routine set the tone for our conference, allowing our resellers to get ready to learn about the products, communicate and 'relax.'
    We were very impressed at your ability to prepare for the session, gathering all the information you could about our company and portraying the 'humorous' side of doing business. You possess an amazing gift that was not only entertaining, but a learning experience as well. Thanks for making those of us who planned the conference look great!" -- Kathleen A. Lavoie, Marketing events Manager

  •  Automating Peripherals, Inc.:
    "I want to thank you for a wonderful performance at our Client Forum. Our Closing Reception was a hit! Our event brings in clients from all over the nation and from a variety of disciplines. Catering to all their interests is definitely a challenge! However, when we saw your act last year, we knew you were a 'must-have' for our event.
    Your understanding of technology made our clients feel as though they were 'understood.' We really appreciate the effort you put forth learning about our company and incorporating that knowledge into your act, making the performance specifically tailored for A.P.I. 
    Client feedback rated your performance as the highlight of our conference!"
      -- Elizabeth Spengeman, Business Development Coordinator

Greg Schwem may be available for your next special event!

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