Comedian, Speaker, Emcee, Auctioneer
Clever, Custom Humor for Corporate Events and Private
Russ T. Nailz knows research dictates
creativity. He spends time looking over your web sites, printed
materials and communications with individuals who have information on
your group, industry or company. That information is worked into a
performance just for your event.
Russ T. Nailz is a certified, humorous speaker
who maintains a level of good taste and over-the-top humor. He is perfect
for meetings, awards banquets, golf tournaments, roasts, conferences,
conventions, auctions, and special events.
His service includes teaming with your executive
staff in the early planning stages of your event. His customized humor
provides the special element to ensure your program is a success.
Russ T. Nailz is one of those rare performers
who will have audience members still laughing days after seeing him
perform. He is in demand for corporate events, conferences,
conventions and private parties. Russ is a frequent performer on TV,
radio, and Las Vegas comedy club stages. He has performed on many
television shows, including a half dozen times on "An Evening at
the Improv." He is musical, topical and hysterically
funny. More than 20 years of experience has allowed Russ T. Nailz
his timing, delivery, improvisation and writing skills.
The Master of Ceremonies is the most
important guest you'll invite to your event. Russ T. Nailz can
take control of an event, taking the stress off you. Russ knows his
job as 'Emcee' is to keep the show moving forward – to fill any gaps
and amuse guests as well as introduce special guests in a proper and
fitting manner. Awards ceremonies, golf tournaments, and private
functions, whether it's a scripted presentation or improvised show, Russ
T. Nailz has the experience to make your event run smooth and be
Russ T. Nailz is one of the country's most
entertaining auctioneers. He combines more than 20 years of performing
stand-up comedy with professional auction training from Northwest
Benefit Auctions and Maestrosoft. The audience stays with the program
whether they are bidding or waiting for the next improvised joke.
Clean, clever, funny and fast. Russ T. Nailz
is an entertaining
auctioneer who sends the crowd home with a smile and gives them a great
reason to attend your next fund raiser.
What others say --
- Kenneth C. Smith & Associates
"You were a solid smash at our annual Christmas
Party and people talked about
your performance days after the event." – Robert A. Gavin
- San Diego Union-Tribune
"Nailz went on to slay the crowd with a dash of
local humor strumming his guitar and finished up with an awesome
- Showtime Magazine, Las Vegas
"Unique and hilarious combination of music and
- Diana Clark Company
"Not only is he extremely creative and funny, he is
also a consummate professional. I would trust him to work with any
type of crowd." – Diana Clark, president
- Magdelena Ecke Family YMCA
"Russ, you were the first person I've ever seen to
get the attention of this unbelievably unruly crowd. What a feat.
You read the script like you were making it up as you went.
Completely natural – with perfect spontaneous interjections. THANK
YOU!!!" – Sue Grant
Russ T. Nailz may be available for your next special event!
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Born: ..in Illinois / born
..in Chicago / born ChicagoIL
Jun 15, 1957
Raised: ..in California
..in San Diego
- since age 5
Based: ..in California / based nCalifornia
..in San Diego / based